(Capo on fourth fret) This song is super easy; it only requires the use of A, E and D chords. Have fun! VERSE 1: A E Oooooh, deary me A My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed. E I tell him he should get up 'cause it's nearly half past three A He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on TCH. E I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea A I can't even see him 'cause his room is so smokey. E Don't understand how one can watch so much TV, A My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see. CHORUS: D A I only say it 'cause I care, E A So please can you stop pulling my hair? D A Now, now there's no need to swear, E A Please don't despair, my dear mon frere. VERSE 2: A E Oooooh Alfie get up it's a brand new day A I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away. E You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid A Get off your lazy ass, Alfie please use your brain. E Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray A I'm feeling guiltier for leading you astray. E Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid, A When all you do is stay in playing your computer games? CHORUS: D A I only say it 'cause I care, E A So please can you stop pulling my hair? D A Now, now there's no need to swear, E A Please don't despair, my dear mon frere. INSTRUMENTAL: D A E A D A E A VERSE 3: A E Oh little brother, please refrain from doing that. A I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat. E It's time that you and I sit down and have a little chat, A And look me in the eyes, take off that stupid fitted cap. CHORUS: D A I only say it 'cause I care, E A So please can you stop pulling my hair? D A Now, now there's no need to swear, E Please don't despair, E Please don't despair A My mon frere.